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Rebecca: Thanks Syl....You guys!
Alberta: I have got a really big surprise for you today, and I think it is just arriving.
(Everyone going to the windows)
Lucy: You got her a dog?
A: No, wait.
R: Oh, cos you know, I really don't know about dogs.
S: Oh everybody knows about dogs.
L: Oh MY GOD...it's the painter!
R: "The" painter?? What is he doing here?
A: Well he's here to paint your house...that's my surprise. That's the big birthday present.
R: That's a big present.
A: And I thought it'd be nice to have a something fresh to come home to a new house.
R: Wow.
A: Well listen....stay here, and I'll handle everything, okay?
A: Oh I understand he doesn't speak any english, but his boss says it's okay to point. He's supposed to be fabulous.
(Opened Door)
A: Ah, don't say a word, we know you don't speak english, and your boss explained it. It's perfectly okay. We like to point. Actually, when it comes to men, I prefer to point...Come on in.
A: (Looking at painter's back)Oh, What a grear ass.
L: Alberta!!
S: I can't believe you.
R: I really hope he understood that.
A: So do I. (Take a sheet from painter)Now, honey, what I was thinking was a kind of a cheery yellow, something like this, only without so much green in it.
R: I don't think the house needs to get painted, but that's a great color.
A: That's good... Alright then. (Say to painter)Um....this color,but with less.....green....(To rebecca)I don't think he understands. (To Syl) So would you get some butter?
S: Butter? Stick or tub? It doesn't matter, does it?
L: Alberta I hope you're not playing or doing anything disgusting with the butter.
A: Lucy, don't be ridiculous.
R: You know I think this is kind of too much, Alberta. I would have liked a nice sweater, or....
S: Butter, butter. He'll get it now.
A: So, this color but more like this. Now you go mix paints. Bye bye!
Painter: You know, I guess you guys were expecting Umberto.
A: Oh no I would expect..... (stopped)
P: No no no you see, Umberto was on the schedule, and he's the one who doesn't speak any english...Well, he got sick, so you got me...here. I think you chose a great color, and I'm flattered you like my ass. If it's okay, I'll come back tomorrow morning and get this going, alright? Bye Bye.
(All Laugh)
Great debut performance, Jon!!! \m/